Repunzel, Repunzel.. Let Down Your Yak!

When NeNe Leaks gallops back onto your TV screens, it won't be no half trotting.

In homage to the local Budweiser stable, apparently Leaks told her weaver to program the discounted kanekalon tresses to serve Kentucky Derby realness. When a bitch spun her around in the chair like a Mrs. Doubtfire montage, the masses gagged at such a tragic creation.

These flame retardant fibers will be sure to make the girls choke on the words when they try to come for her on the upcoming season of RHOA. So as this moose passes you by while playfully running her fingers through this synthetic chop...don't be mad! BOOOOOOP!